You are Featuring Shit No One is Going to Want to Eat on Thanksgiving Day
Or: Recipes I will totally be making soon
Brussel Sprout Hash with Caramelized Shallots I love Brussel sprouts as much as anyone, but I think I’ll pass in favor of some more stuffing.
Green Beans with Lemon and Pine Nuts The only green bean I will be eating on this day is green bean casserole. What are Epicurious eaters thinking? Do we need to stage a Peanuts-style “Meaning of Thanksgiving” for them?
Spiced Apple Cake with Egg Nog Sauce Egg Nog is for Christmas, just like Starbucks’ Red Cups.
Pear Arugala and Pancetta Salad Are you kidding me? Who the eff eats salad on T-Day? Terrorists, that’s who.
Clementine Jicama Salad Ditto.
Carrot with Toasted Almond Soup I appreciate the creativity guys, but soup is not conducive to a mad dash through the buffet line, piling your plate with tasty goodies. I can’t carry my plate, silverware, booze, AND a soup bowl. This can only end tragically.